Through the years I have found David Letterman's Top Ten Contest to be a suitable creative outlet during times of stress. I have the Bar exam to thank for this one:
Top Ten Things Overheard During President Obama's Trip to Russia
"I just flew in from Washington and boy are my ears tired" Dave M, Fargo, ND
"What happened to the guy who can't say 'nuclear'?" Ernie D, Mississauga, ON
"Did you see the new episode of 'Miami Vice'?" Michael R, Dubai, UAE
"The last guy from the US used to drink all our vodka" Bill B, Springfield, MO
"I loved you in 'Hancock,' Mr. President" Marc M, Brooklyn, NY
"Do they sell Marlboros here?" Cameron H, Deltona, FL
"Mr. Obama, tear down this teleprompter!" Garrett H, Spokane, WA
"Hey Michelle, do we have any more iPods?" Randall W, Anniston, AL
"We'll cut back our nukes but you have to take Rush Limbaugh" Linda F, Shady Side, MD
"Let's get a coffee from Tsarbucks" Mike J, Brampton
Here's the link: http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/index/php/20090711.phtml
This is my fourth time making the list...looks like I've got another "Late Show" mousepad coming my way. I enjoyed the prizes much more when the Late Show was actually funny, but one can always use a new mousepad, right?
