I will share my opinions with you all. If you disagree, I will listen to your opinions. I will then share my opinions with you again. Then, I will explain very clearly why my opinions are correct and yours are wrong. If you have any further disagreements, I will remind you that this is my blog and, therefore, I am the winner and you are the loser. If you still have problems with my opinions, I will restate my opinion in a way that makes you think it is the same as your opinion, even though I haven't changed my mind at all. By then, you will surely agree with me. If not, you will be invited to leave my blog and come back when you get some sense.
Bipartisanship is a wonderful thing! It's a good thing I'm such a unifier and that I can transcend pesky little disagreements by imposing my will on you all. If you don't comply, I will accuse you of being a fear-mongering bigot who doesn't understand the new era of politics. It will be great! Get in line!
4 comments:
Spoken like a true liberal!
Sounds like a new era of "change".
in the words of michael scott: "this is a place of welcoming so get the hell out of here!" that's good bi-partisanship, right? you need to have a column in a newspaper...you definitely have talent.
Good jobb
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